Sing to the tune of “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen:

Press 1 to reach a person who can’t really help you.
Press 2 to go to 4 departments and 6 options before you can leave a message!
Press 3 to be inexplicably disconnected!
Your boss just gave you a ring
Said time to plan a meeting
Your voice said okay
Your mind said no way
You’ve got more meetings than time
Plannin’ for pennies and dimes
Another meeting to list
Not much time in a day
Sanity barely holdin’,
Time to get a goin’
Now you are a glowin’
Cause you’re a knowin’, baby?
Hey, I can help you
So you won’t go crazy, Here’s my number, So call me, maybe?
I’ll get your room nights,
For your meeting, So here’s my number, So call me, maybe?
Hey, I can help you
So you won’t go crazy, Here’s my number, So call me, maybe?
And all the other planners,
Have engaged me,
So here’s my number,
And call me, maybe?
Don’t take your time with the call,
I’ll start in no time at all
To send out a proposal,
I do this every day
I’ll wheel and I’ll seal the deal
Have foresight and it’s real
I really know how you feel,
There’s nothing in my way
Sanity barely holdin’,
Time to get a goin’
Now you are a glowin’
Cause you’re a knowin’, baby?
Hey, I can help you
So you won’t go crazy, Here’s my number, So call me, maybe?
I’ll get your room nights,
For your meeting, So here’s my number, So call me, maybe?
Hey, I can help you
So you won’t go crazy, Here’s my number, So call me, maybe?
And all the other planners,
Have engaged me,
So here’s my number,
And call me, maybe?
Before I came into your life
You missed me so bad
You missed me so bad
You missed me so so bad
Before I came into your life
You missed me so bad
And you should know that
You missed me so so bad
I’ll get your room nights,
For your meeting, So here’s my number, So call me, maybe?
Hey, I can help you
So you won’t go crazy, Here’s my number, So call me, maybe?
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And I’m the queen bee,
So here’s my number,
And call me, maybe?
Before I came into your life
You missed me so bad
You missed me so bad
You missed me so so bad
Before I came into your life
You missed me so bad
And you should know that
You missed me so so bad
And call me, maybe?
*Call me (maybe) at (636-797-3405)! Jill Stone, Site Selection Queen Bee : )