The #1 most viewed YouTube video of 2013 has inspired me to set pen to paper and share my lyric writing talent with you. I am quite sure this talent would make Weird Al Yankovic proud. Before we go on, I provide you with this disclaimer:
Reading this blog may cause a certain popular song of 2013 to get stuck in your head. Those overly excited by meeting planning may experience bouts of whimsy. If you experience an overwhelming desire to re-negotiate your hotel contract to include karaoke machines in all attendees’ rooms, seek help from your site selection manager immediately. Some meeting planners have reported a desire to place small chocolates on their pillows; if this occurs, please feel free to do so, but take precautions when to carefully remove the chocolate before retiring for the evening.
Without further ado! Please sing this song to the tune of, well, I am sure you already know!
What Does Jill Stone Say?
You need some rooms and meeting space
You’ve tried for days to find a place
You have no time to keep looking
What do you do? Who do you call?
What does Jill Stone say?
I can find your rooms & space
I can find your rooms & space
I can find your rooms & space
What does Jill Stone say?
Get back to you in a few days
Get back to you in a few days
Get back to you in a few days
What does Jill Stone say?
No cost to you for my service
No cost to you for my service
No cost to you for my service
What does Jill Stone say?
You’ve called around for days & days
You STILL can’t find some meeting space
What do you do when time runs out?
You call someone to help you out
What does Jill Stone say?
I will make those calls for you
I will make those calls for you
I will make those calls for you
What does Jill Stone say?
There are other things you do
There are other things you do
There are other things you do
What does Jill Stone say?
There’s no charge from me to you
There’s no charge from me to you
There’s no charge from me to you
That’s what Jill Stone says
*Crazy fox image courtesy of Bad Taxidermy. Thank you for the image and for your hilarious site!
